A guy walks into a bar carrying a baby chimp under his arm. "I just bought this little guy," he tells the curious bartender. "We have no children and I didn't want to wait to adopt. He's going to live with us, just like one of the family. He'll eat at our table, even sleep in our bed between me and my wife."
"But what about the smell," the bartender asks.
"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, like I did."
